I always feel a little guilty, marking comments in our feed as spam. Some spammer worked really hard on that blurb, typing it up, running it through Google Translate, and then copying the result and pasting it into a comment box. Therefore, I read each and every one, carefully assessing its attributes and trying to decide how to respond. Today, I’m stepping away from video games talk to share a gallery of exactly .0003% of the spam we receive and have to delete on a daily basis.
What is your Chinese zodiac sign? I was born in the year of the Goat or Sheep or goat.
The best type of spam is the kind where the spammer tries to slyly make his or her comment sound relevant to the discussion. Try this “high quality in the cellphone” idk it’s kewl or whatever.
Pssssst. I had a tinge of complexion once. I used some cream, and it cleared right up.
I’m actually disappointed that Al Kazeem is a racehorse and this isn’t someone’s short story about a proud family of centaurs who are creating their own fashion line for Urban Outfitters.
Has anyone checked on Suri Cruise today? I think this person is trying to sell her.
ALERT THE PRESS. ECZEMA IS A UGG OUTLET ONLINE. IT MUST BE STOPPED.
One day, when I am accepting an important and prestigious award, I’m just going to quote this verbatim.
“Kids, gather around. Grandpa is going to show you his belt, and then we’ll sing Fendi college belt carols.”
Mike Burke, are you listening back there? I said that racecar spelled backwardzzzzz is racecar. There will be a test on this.
This is sad if you read it as a comment that Marie Curie left on an article about radium.
Indiana Jones and the Search for an Office Sweater That Is Not Too Hot
“What are platform shoes, granddad?” “Well, Rebecca…”
Just let it out, Sharon. Feel your feelings.
Anthony looked into Vanessa’s eyes and finally uttered the words she had been needing to hear for the six months of their whirlwind relationship. “Vagina perfect. Love how your vagina responds to my touch. Be careful with choice of words. 3.” And Vanessa knew that she and Anthony would be together forever.