I am Ulzoth, an axe-wielding, flame-slinging female Orc. I’m just your typical wandering adventurer, who happens to steal all alchemical ingredients, coins, and potions the unsuspecting citizens of Skyrim leave just lying around unattended in their own homes. I’m like a female Robin Hood, robbing from the wealthy Jarls and merchants and giving to my poor self. Never mind that I have more gold than I can spend. What shop need I, I who can ransack all caves, shipwrecks, and Dwemer ruins with impunity and sell all loot contained therein? I don’t need to eat, I only sleep if I need to pass the time before breaking into a shop, and I most certainly do not have any need for other indelicate bodily functions.
Let’s step back a bit here. First I need to tell you how I got started, which was: I mentioned to my husband I might be interested in giving Skyrim another try. (The first time I got so distracted in my exploration and alchemical ingredient harvesting that I only discovered about half of the map. But it was a damn thorough half of the map.) So he asked me what mods I wanted.
“Uhhhhh,” I replied.
“Ok,” said he, and proceeded to download and install everything to make my game prettier. Continue reading