“This wrangling nugs thing is not so bad,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 6

Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

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Went back to the Dalish camp and saved the Halla. 🙂

I saved the Arl, he than made us his CHAMPIONS OF REDCLIFFE! booooyah

Poor Alistair doesn’t want to be a King but everyone is all, “be king, yo!”

Sorry Jowan you’re alive but now forced forever to live in the Tower of Magi. BUT YOU ARE ALIVE

Dwarves settle kingly matters with axes.

Garin the forgetful Dwarven shopkeeper is adorable. So jolly!

There is a dwarf named Dagna; she dreams of studying the magi.

–her poppa worries she’ll be casteless if she does this

—do you deny passion? Nope, not doing it; Dagna deserves for her dreams to come true.

I got the Shaper to agree to let Brother B hold prayer meetings. He invited me to join and I’m too polite to decline. [Ed.: oh Kaylan]

damn it damn it damn it the ruthless Bhelen has better plans for the dwarves as a whole…minus the whole casteless part

But I can’t… Ugh, I better not regret this.

HEY I FOUND BETHANY’S BUDDY OGHREN.

In the Dust Town area I found an idle dwarf who sincerely and adorably believes (even though I said otherwise) that if he goes topside he will fall into the sky. ADORABLE

Holy fuck, guards break the Dust Town citizens’ kneecaps and leave them to rot?? jeeeeebbbbuuusss

— OMG Dust Town, take my money. Get food 😭😭😭😭 why have I already helped Bhelen

—— ohhhhh god this lady’s poor life story and baby I HAVE to talk to the Chantry now and convince them to raise this baby 😭😭😭

——— the Chantry is gonna see what they can do to help her and the baby (and followed through; she and her baby are happily at the Chantry now… I checked)

This wrangling nugs thing is not so bad.

OH, BRANKA IS OGHREN’S WIFE

Branka sounds awesome and tough.

I killed Jarvia and terrified a poor shopkeeper. [who is also Dagna’s dream-crushing father]

Varick is a delight to talk to.

I AM THE PROVING CHAMPION!!!!💪👏😎 (and I found the stolen Shaper tome)

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Man, Oghren’s gravelly voice, suhweeeeet beard, and enduring love for his wife even though she took the house makes me want to BFF him. But I won’t because he’s Bethany’s BFF. I’ll just BFF my dog 🐾

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA I did my ritual makeout with Alistair after battle and Oghren is all, “don’t mind me; I like to WATCH” 😳 creeping out Alistair so I made out like five more times and laughed way too hard each time. (I’m a terrible vidjeo game gf.)

Uh, who keeps leaving bloody bags of dismemberment lying around?! I’ll keep them just in case… Limbs, head, torso…. Pretty sure I’ve collected a whole body here

Oghren talkin’ about making my dog his steed for a chariot 😂😂

Oh hai, Ruck! I think you’ve been here tooooo long. Poor Ruck. I like him. Oh Ruck…

OH those body parts in bags made a demon… That I freed. Once again, I hope I don’t regret this.

Found Branka’s journal. I hope she makes it.

Oh hi dragon.

Uhmmm chanting lady [Hespith], I don’t think you’re okay, but maybe you could meet my friend Ruck; you two have some stuff in common. Also please just tell me what Branka did.

UUUUUHHHHMMMMMMM THIS BROODMOTHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.

I am so uncomfortable

Damn it, Branka is being mean. 😐😞

…and batshit

Side note: I named my summoning wolf Luna. And my bear? Corduroy.

fffffffuuuuucccckkkk I destroyed the golems 🙁

Whew, got a crown and got Branka to destroy the Anvil!

—did she commit suicide?!

This was super depressing.

I made the kinslayer [Bhelen] king. Am I bad person? I dunno, he seems more kingly. I mean, kings aren’t as soft as Harrowmont.

—what, don’t kill him dude.

——bahahaha, that crown looks stupid ridiculous

I think he spared the old man?

Dwarven aid! Now to tell Ruck’s mom “he died bravely” even though he’s just being a crazy goof magpie [darkspawn corpse eater].   

  

ADDENDUM: I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT FOR SOME REASON MY NOTES DO NOT MENTION SCHMOOPLES

SCHMOOPLES IS THE BEST I AM SO SORRY LIL NUG HERE IS YOUR RECOGNITION IN YELL FORM  

  

In the next installment of Kaylan’s epic Dragon Age Quest, Käylæn meets Shale.

3 thoughts on ““This wrangling nugs thing is not so bad,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 6”

  1. So in my second go round with Origins, I decided to do the Deep Roads stuff second, hoping I could get it over with and keep playing to achieve my goal of Alistair romance x2.

    …It didn’t work. 🙁

    Now I’m playing Transistor & thinking about starting Kitty Powers Matchmaker.

    1. I left my most recent Origins replay at that part where Branka traps you and you have to play through the traps or w/e to get to the Anvil. I keep telling myself I’ll go back, but I lost a lot of motivation now that Feastday gifts made Alistair wanna get it on so fast. Let’s just go back to cammmp, dudes, fuck this Anvil

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