Told the nobles the truth about Loghain and asked them to support me.
LOGHAIN THE MONSTER IS DEAD! My family, friends, and comrades are avenged and I allowed Alistair to do the honors. FOR DUNCAN! FOR THE ALIENAGE!!!
Long live Queen Anora!
Checked my codex; learned I need to do my side quests like whoa before I head out. It’s almost the final battle!
The Wynne/Aneirin reunion is so damn sweet. Making Wynne happy makes me happy. Us silver-haired ladies need to stick together. [Ed. note: “silver-haired ladies” being Käylæn and Wynne, not irl Kaylan and Wynne]
off to try and murder Flemeth…
OH GOOD GODS SHE IS A DRAGON
I SLAYED A DRAGON I AM A TRUE CHAMPIOOOOOOON I RODE ALL ON HER HEAD AND STABBY STABBED!!! She can never steal your body now, Morrigan!
now to rob her house, then tell Morrigan the good news
Welp, the darkspawn have made it to Redcliffe. Now the battle begins.
What do you mean the horde is heading to Denerim?! WE WERE JUST THERE!!! Ugh, fine.
Let it go Arl E, Alistair isn’t kingly.
before Denerim I need to talk to a few peoples in this castle, then off to waaaarrrr
I love that the dwarf commander assumes I’m gonna get rowdy and sloppy up in here: “Keep the drunkness to a minimum.” Dude, I got this.
GODDAMN IT I GOTTA SACRIFICE MYSELF AGAIN?
NOOOOO MORRIGAN WTF WTF WTF WTF
****I had a pep talk with Bethany; she helped me realize I need to take Morrigan up on her offer…so I don’t have to die.****
I am just going to cry in a corner while Alistair makes a baby with my friend
thanks for making me watch them foreplay DRAGON AGE, THANKS
Welp, they made a baby. Time for me to sulk off to the final battle.
Thanks for the nice words, Alistair, even though I made you bang my friend…
I hope none of my friends die.
Sten can die though, I don’t care. He’s such a dick. A sexist dick.
Kissed Alistair for good luck. COME ON SHALE, WYNNE, AND ALISTAIR; WE HAVE A DRAGON TO SLAY
Protected the Alienage (be safe cousins and dad!). Only lost two dwarves out of 50. Pressing onward…
Now on to the Market District… Oh, that’s a big dragon. Be scared, Dragon! I am the Grey Warden Käylæn, slayer of Flemeth!! You don’t scare me.
Elves are wayyy more fragile than dwarves. I lost five out of 50. In the Market.
HACKING MY WAY THROUGH
PRETTY SURE WARDEN R IS DEAD… I mean, he fell from a dragon in the skies.
Uhhhhh so I found Sandal covered in blood with…lemme count…29 dead darkspawn corpses surrounding him. Two are fucking ogres. When I ask what happened all he says is, “ENCHANTMENT!” Uhmmm, glad you’re okay… Where is your dad…
Finally made it to the rooftop. Let’s do this thang!
After finally realizing I could command my army in the final battle, and then my game glitching out an annoying 17 times and just freezing…I DID IT ! I beat the ArchDemon!!!! Yayayay!
We ended the blight y’all.
People love their queen ♥
I freed my friends and family in the Alienage and the Queen supported me! ♥♥
Alistair decided to lie to the Grey Wardens about the taboo Morrigan-impregnating way we both managed to survive. I just kinda wanna move past that and never talk about it again.
OMG I can talk to like everyone! Aww, thanks dad for being proud of me and yeah, Cuz deserves to be the first Bann of the Alienage and become a noble. She got the worst of everything at my almost wedding… Yeah…
Aww, besides some feuding, still a kinda happy ending. Alistair and Käylæn are happy 2GETHA 4EVAH, YAAYYAYYA!!!
We ended the Blight, y’all: Kaylan’s Dragon Age: Origins journey is complete! Now onto Awakening.