Bethany is currently enjoying herself (presumably) at New York Comic Con (here’s hoping she gets to sniff John Barrowman again this year!) and is also reluctant to pimp her own genius on every available platform on the entire internet as I feel is warranted, so I am telling you: if you want to live your best life, you should visit Welcome to Bethville and read her latest Frightening Friday tale, The Medium Scary Haunting.
Just how scary is The Medium Scary Haunting? Let Bethany explain:
“Medium scary means that you will probably not have to prepare for fear the way you would with a super scary story. A super scary story might cause you to pee your pants or lose consciousness or run in fear. But a medium scary story means you’ll only do those things halfway. You might lightly tinkle your pants, swoon, or prance away in mild alarm. You might even sleep peacefully tonight, instead of lying awake staring at the dark ceiling of your bedroom, hoping you’re all alone. So, rather than turning on all the lights and grabbing your teddy bear right now for comfort, as you would with a super scary story, you will only need to light a few candles and hold the hand of a distant cousin before you read…“