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“Leliana Sings Forever,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 3

Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2

Leliana is batshit, but that is pretty entertaining. She’s like the easiest ex to get along with.

foreverrrrrrrrrr

— Man she has been singing for like, ever. Stop it. This is a really long song. It was for real three minutes… What… No… Why?

I made popcorn while you sang.

GAH why won’t Alistair sleep with me. I’ve done like 50 makeouts.

GOT IT DONE! Laid and yet still not tied down quite yet, ha

Leliana and I had a lovely conversation about how much we both love shoes!  Continue reading “Leliana Sings Forever,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 3

“These Elves Look Cool,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 2

Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1

old tree dude

A Conversation with My Brother, Drew:

K: “I’m an elf!”

D: “You look like Morrigan’s mom”

K: 🙁 “My hair is pretty, not stringy… Anyhow I am a elf!”

D: “Dalish?”

K: “No I’m a city elf. I lived in the city, I’ve never met one of those [Dalish elves].”

D: “Why would you do that?!”

K: “What? Why wouldn’t I? Anyhow I think I’m going to go see the Dalish first and see what the hubbub is about… Also, I saved a dog’s life and he loves me now!”

D: “Good choice I went there first too. Also I started out with a dog and saved your dog just out of kindness cause I already had a dog.”

K: ^what

Fin.


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