Sexism in Video Games at ETSUcon

"Video games are only for very cool boys," he said before being beaten to death. –Cameron Kunzelman

“Video games are only for very cool boys,” he said before being beaten to death.
–Cameron Kunzelman

The Sexism in Gaming panel did, as predicted, kick major ass! Panelist Samantha Allen wrote a brief post about it for The Border House (which I will lazily link to here, since she said everything I want to say about it and said it well), and you can listen to an audio recording of the entire discussion on YouTube (embedded below). There’s no video, but if you picture Samantha being graceful and composed, Kat as Lara Croft, Cameron looking like a bearded silent film villain, and me making a lot of extravagant hand gestures, it’ll be just like being present for the session. Go give it a listen!

Sexism in Video Games Panel

Hi there, beautiful people! If you will be in or around northeast Tennessee tomorrow, you should come see me, Kat, Samantha Allen, and Cameron Kunzelman tackle a bunch of questions about sexism in video games and gaming culture for East Tennessee State University’s first anime/comic convention. It’s going to kick a lot of ass! Check out the event’s FB page for more details.

Got a question(s) for the panel? Shoot it to etsusivgpanel@gmail.com and we’ll do our best to answer within the time limit.

Look forward to seeing you there! And BONUS, for all those who can’t come due to geographical inconvenience: look forward to a massive post (or two, or three) on Gamervescent in the coming weeks to discuss some of the material in further detail.

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Physicist Jedi Space Marine Princess Badass

You guys, I cannot BELIEVE that I have not posted something about Jennifer Hale, queen of voice acting, on Gamervescent yet. I suppose I talk about Jennifer Hale’s amazingness so much in my day-to-day life, I just assumed I had already discussed the topic here. It’s high time to rectify this grave omission.

Jennifer Hale

Not only is Jennifer Hale the incredible voice of FemShep (best voice acting performance in a video game ever, yes?), Naomi Hunter AND E.E. in Metal Gear Solid, Cinderella in Kingdom Hearts, Samus Aran in the GameCube-era Metroid games, Bastila Shan in KotOR—basically, you’ve heard the woman’s voice at some point in everything, go spend hours scrolling through her IMDb page—I just now learned that she provided the voice for my favorite character in BioShock Infinite: Rosalind Lutece.

Game Trailers posted a wonderful interview with her and Oliver Vacquer, who voiced Robert Lutece, today. Go watch it! And then bow down before Jennifer Hale, because although we are not worthy, she continues to grace us with the dulcet tones of her amazingly versatile voice.

Video Game High School

My friend Lauren made a beautiful, magnificent late-night discovery on Netflix last week: Video Game High School. Rocket Jump Studios describes it as “a show about best friends, first loves, and finding that perfect head shot,” but I think they fail to do it justice with that tagline. What it is, you guys, is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

The Law

I really cannot praise it enough. VGHS is Arrested Development-level funny, the-episode-of-Parks & Rec-where-everyone-gets-trashed-on-Snake-Juice-and-Ron-Swanson-dances funny…for gamers. If you have some familiarity with online multiplayer games and the people who play them, if you’ve ever nailed a headshot or mashed buttons on a plastic guitar peripheral or challenged some punk to a Mortal Kombat duel, this show will kill you right dead. As Lauren pointed out when we began watching, we know these characters in our own lives. The writing is impeccable; almost every other sentence is a joke and nearly each one lands dead on target. We laughed so hard watching that we had to put the subtitles on to avoid missing dialogue, and still rewound repeatedly to catch particular turns of phrase. I haven’t been able to stop quoting it since.

And the acting… The acting is great all ’round, from the main characters to small cameo roles, but The Law (Brian Firenzi, one of the show’s writers, pictured in the sweet red sunglasses above) deserves special mention. I have never seen anyone embody the concept of “douchebag” with the skill and panache of this man. His performance is truly awe-inspiring—and gut-busting.

You can check out the trailer below, but like the show’s description, it can’t really do this masterpiece justice. Don’t Brian D your future, man; stop whatever you’re doing right now and watch VGHS. You can catch it in episodic form online here, or watch the first season as a feature-length movie on Netflix.

Girl Talk: Full Deck

If you avidly follow all of my online activities (and if you don’t, what’s wrong with you?) (just kidding!), you probably know that on the last day of every month, The Hairpin publishes a “Girl Talk” post penned by yours truly, in which I discuss the appealing qualities of hot dudes* from video games. And you may have noticed that although yesterday was the last day of February, no Girl Talk post appeared on The Hairpin. Why is that, you might wonder? Is Jennifer sick? Has she lost her interest in hot dudes in video games? 

No, my friends. Fear not! I am taking a break from Girl Talk NOT because I have run out of video game crushes, but because I have now written twelve of them and completed a full deck of cards! Which I will share with you here, in case you want to alter your old Girl Talk: Secret game board and play with ‘em. Clickin’ on one of the cards will take you to each individual post, if you’d care to read it at your leisure.

Behold!

Girl Talk Dante

Girl Talk: Leon

Girl Talk Garrus Continue reading

What game should you play on Valentine’s Day?

If you are single and long for a romantic connection:

LelianaPlay Dragon Age: Origins. There’s no better setting for falling in love than an archdemon-instigated darkspawn Blight, and Alistair, Morrigan, Zevran and Leliana are some pretty appealing options. Alistair and Morrigan will only go for opposite-sex hook-ups while Leliana and Zev are open to relationships with characters of all sexes and races, but all four are compelling characters with interesting romance arcs, totally capable of making you forget all about the outside world and interacting with real people for the duration of playing. Don’t just take my word for it! As someone commented on an article I wrote about Alistair last year, “Alistair made me believe in love again. I’m only 50% joking.” And Morrigan is voiced by Claudia Black, who has probably the world’s best voice to listen to on Valentine’s Day. Yesssss. Continue reading

Heeeeeeey, Dante

DanteI played DmC: Devil May Cry for the hot dude, stayed for the fight sequences, wrote about it on The Hairpin for January’s Girl Talk column.

Also, I recorded a clip of my new all-time favorite opening cutscene of a game. Dude doesn’t put his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us!

My Foray into Retrogaming

Several years ago, when I was still working my N64, I decided I wanted my own copy of Conker’s Bad Fur Day and went on Ebay thinking, “This will be so easy and cheap.” But then I saw an auction that looked like this:

My first thought was, “What?”

My second thought was, “Who are these people who are willing to pay $36 for a used, damaged copy of a game that came out almost a decade ago?”

Then, I met David. Continue reading

IMPORTANT BREAKING VOICE ACTING NEWS*

*By which I mean well over a year old and probably not technically important, just MIND-BLOWING:

Nolan North, voice of Nathan Drake in the Uncharted series, Desmond Miles in the Assassin’s Creed franchise, and tons of voices in every other game you’ve ever played, is also the voice of the “SPAAAAAACE!” personality core at the end of Portal 2.

I like to think that there are thousands of tiny personality cores floating around inside the cavernous space contained within Nolan North’s skull. That’s where all the voices come from.

Drake Core

Something about uncharted territory and pants.

Nathan DrakeTalkin’ ’bout Nathan Drake’s appeal for belated December Girl Talk on The Hairpin. Also, remembering my eleventh grade English teacher’s fixation on Beowulf’s grip strength. As I recall, we watched The 13th Warrior after that lecture because it was “based on a book called Eaters of the Dead, that was based on the epic poem Beowulf.” That was a fun class! Not as much fun as being long out of high school and playing the Uncharted games, though.

I can’t say that I’d mind taking some history lessons from Nate Drake.